If I ever bring my 2 year old to a Starbucks on a Saturday morning just to spend $3.50 on chocolate milk and then proceed to sit around while they watch cartoons on an iPad, shoot me then. You'll be doing me a favor, really, as well as doing the rest of society a favor by preventing me from procreating ever again.
(or if you're really my friend, don't shoot me - you would be depriving a child its mother. But please, slap some sense into me, stat.)
gotcha babe.
ReplyDelete1. This is hilarious. Unbelievable, but hilarious.
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